The other day I decided to plug my phone into my laptop and dump everything inside of it for safekeeping (I live with this irrational fear that I will lose my phone everywhere I go thus losing every valued photo-memory and my grocery list - which, once lost, I would never be able to recreate by memory). As I watched the (gasp!) 1000+ photos upload, I had the one to three second window to watch the last year's worth of activity pass by. And while there was plenty of documentation of the places I visited or people I saw; what surprised me the most is how many pictures of alcohol I have on my phone. And since I clearly don't remember taking all of these pictures, I could only come to one conclusion.
I think my iPhone is a drunk.
Apparently my phone has collected strange array of photos of the tosspot variety. It seems to come across bottles of wine that it wants to remember later:
And despite its map app, it seems to get lost a lot - or else it just needs to remember where it was the night before:
Apparently my iPhone is also very celebratory - it appears to offer many toasts:
It also seems as though my phone is not particular when it comes to imbibing. Anything is game:
And when my phone doesn't feel like going out - it has a well stocked cellar:
And when the cellar is "dry"?...not to worry - my phone knows where to go shopping:
Yet through it all - my phone also has a sense of humor about its lush-ishness:
So while some people love to photograph their food, my phone loves to capture its liquid libations.
Y'know...with all of this rambunctiousness, I should probably scour the Internet for incriminating photos...
Can anyone recommend a good intervention app?
*iPhone is registered to Apple - for which they make a crap-load of money from. Since I'm not making any money off this blog, I figured no one would mind me using the term since - well, let's be honest - it's not like they need any more....